Have you prepared yourself for a dash of gentlemen's rugby, also known as the game they call "football?"
I SAID: HAVE YOU PREPARED YOURSELF FOR A DASH OF THE GENTLEMAN'S RUGBY, ALSO KNOWN AS THE GAME THEY CALL "FOOTBALL?"
Then you are in luck because on February 4th it is The S**** B*** [FCC Note: Because of licensing you cannot use the term S**** B*** so please refer to it to the public domain's name of the "Football Important Game" or the "Game of Significance."] That's right, standing-through-the-anthem patriots of America, this is the most exciting football game of the entire day. And all 100 million-plus S**** B*** viewers will be at one place before the game "kicks off," so to speak: they'll be at The Important Football Game Before-Game Show, a free comedy show at Legion Bar in Brooklyn, NY.
Tune into the The Important Football Game Before-Game Show to learn everything about what is happening at the game including the teams playing, the general rules of the sport, and what is the difference between the players and the equipment, which every football fan re-learns just before every football game.
And this comedy show WHICH IS ACTUALLY A COMEDY SHOW IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT BY NOW is featuring some of your favorite New York City comedians including: